Gute Jokes.
ich find deix teilweise so genial http://www.news.at/nw1/gen/slideshows/p ... ml?kid=10#
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ja, das ist echt eins der besten! wollt ich auch schon posten.
Untertitel:
"Es steht fest: Kids, die sich ins Koma saufen, tun das meistens aus Angst, Angst und noch einmal Angst … "
Untertitel:
"Es steht fest: Kids, die sich ins Koma saufen, tun das meistens aus Angst, Angst und noch einmal Angst … "
http://www.proreligion.at/
Sei immer du selbst. Außer du kannst ein Einhorn sein, dann sei ein Einhorn!
Sei immer du selbst. Außer du kannst ein Einhorn sein, dann sei ein Einhorn!
Echt wahnsinn, schade, dass man als nicht-news-leser sonst recht wenig vom deix mitbekommt.
Allein das HBP-Bild im Hintergrund dieses Cartoons
:
http://www.news.at/nw1/gen/slideshows/p ... 1187193122
Allein das HBP-Bild im Hintergrund dieses Cartoons

http://www.news.at/nw1/gen/slideshows/p ... 1187193122
Forma, Eier Gnodn.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JYvrGdGaD4
Unglaublich gut gemachte Bush-Kerry-Parodie aus der Jay Leno Show.
Unglaublich gut gemachte Bush-Kerry-Parodie aus der Jay Leno Show.
kleine anmerkung:
computer heisst auf frz. l'ordinateur und ist maennlich, das soll dem kleinen scherz aber keinen abbruch tun
> > A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike
> > English, nouns are designated as either masculine or
> > feminine: "House" is feminine-"la maison."
> > "Pencil" is masculine-"le crayon."
> >
> > A student asked, "What gender is computer'?"
> >
> > Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
> > groups (male and female) and asked them to decide for themselves
> > whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
> > Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
> >
> > The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
> > feminine gender ("la computer"),
> > because:
> > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The
> > native language they use to communicate with other computers is
> > incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are
> > stored in long term memory for possible later review; and 4. As soon
> > as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
> > your salary on accessories for it.
> >
> > The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
> > masculine ("le computer") because:
> > 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2.
> > They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3.
> > They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
> > ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize
> > that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a
> > better model.
computer heisst auf frz. l'ordinateur und ist maennlich, das soll dem kleinen scherz aber keinen abbruch tun

> > A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike
> > English, nouns are designated as either masculine or
> > feminine: "House" is feminine-"la maison."
> > "Pencil" is masculine-"le crayon."
> >
> > A student asked, "What gender is computer'?"
> >
> > Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
> > groups (male and female) and asked them to decide for themselves
> > whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
> > Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
> >
> > The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
> > feminine gender ("la computer"),
> > because:
> > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The
> > native language they use to communicate with other computers is
> > incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are
> > stored in long term memory for possible later review; and 4. As soon
> > as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
> > your salary on accessories for it.
> >
> > The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
> > masculine ("le computer") because:
> > 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2.
> > They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3.
> > They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
> > ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize
> > that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a
> > better model.
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