sAik0 hat geschrieben:Aaaah. Da unten kommt der Witz...
Gute Jokes.
Sehr geil. Rowan Atkinson als Teufel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGrQMD6Uqc
"Wenn sie auf der Toilette waren, werden sie sehr, sehr glücklich sein" - Lu Xiaoqing
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room.
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water.
He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room.
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water.
He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
"Es ist ausgesprochen verdrießlich, so etwas Revolutionäres wie Sarkasmus erfunden zu haben und mit ansehen zu müssen, wie es von Amateuren missbraucht wird."
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Häschen geht im Wald spazieren. Ihm fehlt ein Bein, und aus seinem Kopf ragt ein großer lila Dildo heraus. Plötzlich kommt ein dicker Bär vorbei.
Bär: Du Häschen, sag, was ist denn mit dir passiert?
Häschen: Ach, frag mich besser nicht. Ich hab mit dem Löwen um mein Bein gewettet, dass er es nicht schafft, den Dildo in meinen Kopf reinzurammeln.
Bär: Du Häschen, sag, was ist denn mit dir passiert?
Häschen: Ach, frag mich besser nicht. Ich hab mit dem Löwen um mein Bein gewettet, dass er es nicht schafft, den Dildo in meinen Kopf reinzurammeln.
http://www.proreligion.at/
Sei immer du selbst. Außer du kannst ein Einhorn sein, dann sei ein Einhorn!
Sei immer du selbst. Außer du kannst ein Einhorn sein, dann sei ein Einhorn!
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
"Es ist ausgesprochen verdrießlich, so etwas Revolutionäres wie Sarkasmus erfunden zu haben und mit ansehen zu müssen, wie es von Amateuren missbraucht wird."