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Gute Jokes.

Beitrag von Grent » So Dez 12, 2004 12:50 pm

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
[spoiler]"Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !"[/spoiler]

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Beitrag von wiesl » Mo Dez 13, 2004 12:34 am

passt zwar nur bedingt hir rein, aber für nen extra thread is zuwenig..

der hat in seinem "FUN" bereich sehr coole bilder..
http://www.collysucker.de.vu/

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Beitrag von Grent » Mo Dez 13, 2004 12:41 am

Die Abstimmung find ich schon mal spitze. Bild
Wie findest du meine Homepage?
Klasse
13 Stimmen
Sehr gut
11 Stimmen
Fantastisch
12 Stimmen
Wunderbar
11 Stimmen
Ich will ein Kind von dir
73 Stimmen

Da sind aber echt extrem geile Bilder dort. :D

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Beitrag von Grent » Mo Dez 13, 2004 12:51 am

Oh gott, sind das geile Sachen. Bild
Bild

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Beitrag von wiesl » Do Dez 23, 2004 5:25 pm

Q. Why did God give man a penis?
A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.


Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your Dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.


Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.


Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.


Q. Why do women have breasts?
A. So men will talk to them.


Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.


Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.


Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.


Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your
house and car with them.

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Beitrag von wiesl » Do Dez 23, 2004 6:27 pm

Bild

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Beitrag von wiesl » Do Dez 23, 2004 6:28 pm

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no.. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!" "I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "let the poison work."

=)

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Beitrag von wiesl » Di Jan 04, 2005 12:08 am

#1: Am 8. Tag schuf Gott das Bier und seitdem hört man nichts mehr von ihm. :saufen:

und gleich noch einer dieser kategorie:


#2: Realität ist eine Illusion hervorgerufen durch Alkoholmangel!


In diesem Sinne, Prost!

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The Difference Between Men And Women

Beitrag von wiesl » Di Jan 04, 2005 12:09 am

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of them.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book and get the post. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children... A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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Beitrag von florianklachl » Di Jan 04, 2005 9:29 am

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
:D

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