Gute Jokes.
(ATM ist der Bankomat in Amerika..)
Boys vs Gals at ATM
Boys:
1- Drive to the bank
2 - Park the car
3 - Go to the Cash Dispenser
4- Insert card
5- Dial code and desired amount
6-Take the cash and the card
Girls:
1-Drive to the bank
2-Check make-up in the mirror
3- Manually check haircut
4- Park car - failure
5- Park car - failure
6- Park car - success
7- Search for the card in the handbag
8- Insert card, rejected by the
machine
9- Throw phone card back in handbag
10- Look for bank card
11- Insert card
12- Look for piece of paper where
secret code is
written in handbag
13- Enter code
14-Study instructions for 2 minutes
15- #Cancel#
16- Re-enter code
17- #Cancel#
18- Call husband to get correct code
19- Enter desired amount
20- #Error#
21- Enter bigger amount
22- #Error#
23- Enter maximum amount
24- Cross fingers
25- Take cash
26- Go back to the car
27- Check make-up in rear mirror
28- Look for keys in handbag
29- Start car
30- Drive 50 meters
31- STOP
32- Drive back to bank machine
33- Go out of the car
34- Take card back from machine
35- Go back to the car
36- Throw card on passenger seat
37- Check make-up in rear mirror
38- Manually check haircut
39- Go into roundabout - wrong way
40- BREAK
41- Go into roundabout - right way
42- Drive 5 kilometers
43- Remove hand break
Boys vs Gals at ATM
Boys:
1- Drive to the bank
2 - Park the car
3 - Go to the Cash Dispenser
4- Insert card
5- Dial code and desired amount
6-Take the cash and the card
Girls:
1-Drive to the bank
2-Check make-up in the mirror
3- Manually check haircut
4- Park car - failure
5- Park car - failure
6- Park car - success
7- Search for the card in the handbag
8- Insert card, rejected by the
machine
9- Throw phone card back in handbag
10- Look for bank card
11- Insert card
12- Look for piece of paper where
secret code is
written in handbag
13- Enter code
14-Study instructions for 2 minutes
15- #Cancel#
16- Re-enter code
17- #Cancel#
18- Call husband to get correct code
19- Enter desired amount
20- #Error#
21- Enter bigger amount
22- #Error#
23- Enter maximum amount
24- Cross fingers
25- Take cash
26- Go back to the car
27- Check make-up in rear mirror
28- Look for keys in handbag
29- Start car
30- Drive 50 meters
31- STOP
32- Drive back to bank machine
33- Go out of the car
34- Take card back from machine
35- Go back to the car
36- Throw card on passenger seat
37- Check make-up in rear mirror
38- Manually check haircut
39- Go into roundabout - wrong way
40- BREAK
41- Go into roundabout - right way
42- Drive 5 kilometers
43- Remove hand break