...in die Luft gehn

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Metaph
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...in die Luft gehn

Beitrag von Metaph » Di Apr 05, 2005 12:14 pm

Nachdem es mir am Boden zu viel Polizei, zu viele nervige Verkehrsteilnehmer und nur wenige unbefahrene Straßen gibt habe ich beschlossenen meine Aktivitäten in die Luft zu verlegen.

Deshalb habe ich morgen meinen 1. Flug mit einem meiner zukünftigen Fluglehrer und einem der Ausbildungsflugzeuge!

Der Katana DV20

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Beitrag von Bergsalz » Di Apr 05, 2005 12:26 pm

Fliegen ist ein Traum. Selbst Fliegen muss der Wahnsinn sein!

Viel Spass wünscht ein Fallschirmspringer... Flieger, grüss mir die Sterne.
"Hey hey hey!" That's what I say.

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Beitrag von Grent » Di Apr 05, 2005 12:34 pm

Wahnsinn, nicht schlecht.
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Religion is like a penis.

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Beitrag von JesuZ » Di Apr 05, 2005 1:35 pm

endlich :D
könn ma wieder unbesorgt auf der straßn kicken
„2 + 2 = 7. 4 is propaganda.“ (Anonymous)

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Beitrag von Metaph » Di Apr 05, 2005 1:37 pm

schießt's aber nicht zu hoch.... muhahaha :D

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Beitrag von wiesl » Do Apr 07, 2005 10:49 am

Wenn der Metaph erstmal Pilot ist, bin ich ma sicher, dass es noch viel mehr lustige Gschichteln gibt, als jene unten angeführte "Anekdoten".. ;)

Humor in Flight Announcements


All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-
flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are
some real examples that have been heard or reported. Some you may
have seen previously, but are still worth reading.

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On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew,
the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and
will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to
enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

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Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you
wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if
you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."

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On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your
belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's
something we'd like to have."

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There may be 50 ways to l eave your lover, but there are only 4 ways
out of this airplane"

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"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed
giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone
voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

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After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a
flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care
when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

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From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight
245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the
buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and,
if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in
public unsupervised."

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"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend
from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your
face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask
before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one
small child, pick your favorite."

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Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but
we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and
remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

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"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an
emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our
compliments."

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"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.
Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight
attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

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And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is
pleased to have some of the best flight attendants i n the industry.
Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

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Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt
Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was
quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell
you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the
flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."

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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a
particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the
Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the
Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo.
Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain
taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

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Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We
ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the
terminal."

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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered
his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which
required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers
exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He
said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the
passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart
comment. Finally
everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a
cane.

She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no,
Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land,
or were we shot down?"

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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on
the horn, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt.
Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt
against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced , we'll open the door and you can pick your way through
the wreckage to the terminal."

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Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank
you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the
insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal
tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over
the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on
the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared
you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally
spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my
pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see
the back of mine!"

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Beitrag von Bergsalz » Do Apr 07, 2005 10:57 am

wiesl hat geschrieben:A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over
the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on
the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared
you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally
spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my
pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see
the back of mine!"

:rofl: :rofl: Das Beste zum Schluss!
"Hey hey hey!" That's what I say.

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Beitrag von JesuZ » Do Apr 07, 2005 2:03 pm

das mit den kindern find ich geil
sollt ma eigentlich auch so sprüche anlegen von u-bahn fahrern
bei einer nonstop fahrt von stadtpark nach karlsplatz mit der linie U4 hat da fahrer mal gmeint ma soll amal über die leichtigkeit des seins nachdenken und ned immer nur in den vordersten wagon einsteigen....
angeblich gibts ja auch einen fahrer der immer die aktuellen außentemperaturen und so ansagt
„2 + 2 = 7. 4 is propaganda.“ (Anonymous)

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Beitrag von Cannibal » Do Apr 07, 2005 5:26 pm

Das war sicher dieser U-Bahnphilosoph, der unter U-Bahn Fahrern(sowohl Benutzer als auch Steuermänner ;) ) schon legendär ist.

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wiesl
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Beitrag von wiesl » Di Apr 12, 2005 12:28 pm

zum trainieren am trockenen: (MS Flight Simulator)

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